Edited to Add:
They were not contended with the silliness the Saturday ushered in so even put in some desi mixes to make it a “Spicy Saturday” .. Thanks Blog Adda!
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I usher in Saturday sitting in office and somehow I am glad. There is a sense of weird spirit in me today. I feel I am possessed as I don’t feel tired after working straight for 15 hours without a break. Guess it’s because home beckons, or guess its because of my zeal to keep the mind occupied.
But then here in office, Saturday it is! For some the Saturday So? Remains, but as the clock strikes 12, it’s as if the midnight RJ on Radio Mirchi is my soul mate who plays my eternal Dabangg favourite “Munni badnaam hui” and makes the Saturday a silly one!!! How ??? Read further…
I fail to understand how such a profound song can actually be considered as a mindless item number. The more I listen to this song the more I fall in love with it. It’s like talking through the corniest of words the reality of life. I feel like running up to Jaleesh Sherwani and kissing him for coming up with such lyrics but then Dr. Google images jerk me back to reality by throwing up the face of the man! But Jalu … flying kisses all the way *muuah muaah* 
And yes needless to say I am also remembering Uma and DI!!!
Munni badnaam hui … Darling tere liye! (Munni is infamous…Just for you Darling!)
Dear Munni,
(Before the red marker group tags this, let me clarify that since Munni is already badnaam I am a bit hesitant to make her dearest!). But then again Munni, before you tag me, ain’t we all like that? Gossiping about people who seek to desire their love, ignoring the fact that all they are doing is actually for the sake of the heart? A lot of Munnis are actually ‘badnaam’ not because of their raunchy lipstick but because of the fact that they set out to make their men their own and step out of the clichéd – man chasing girl love story mode! 
Main Zandu balm hui … Darling tere liye! (So I have become the Zandu(Pain) Balm.. Just for you Darling!)
This line acts like a killer for me… I can literally die for such a thought! You pass it off as a hilarious attribute, but delve a little deeper and you shall be amazed at the profanity of thought. It screams as to how each lover tries to be the soothing balm for all ailments that might befall on his beloved. Don’t we all seek to be this way… trying to be the ‘one’ who eases out all the pain of the man/woman we love? 
*sigh*
Hain tu meri poori bottle ka nashaa…. (Oh! You intoxicate me just like a bottle of my favourite wine!)
Had this line been written in a Mills and Boon, intricately spun romantic story line which read “there’s more power in your eyes to get me drunk than the best French wine”, we would see bookmarks on the page to copy this line on romantic cards! But then the desi achohol bottle and the swaying sexy hips, take your sense of interpretation away and you think it’s again raunchy a line and not worth any interpretation!
Hoton pe gaali tere.. aakhen dulaari tere… (Lashings on your tongue tips …. Eyes serene and true)
Have you ever noticed your man ogling at that girl on the crossing who rides a bike and starts swearing when she is crossed the wrong way? It’s a fact that girls getting verbal at times do turn heads. Maybe it’s a turn on or maybe it’s just an adrenalin gush to break the gender tag that make the heads turn. But the fact is they do turn! Again no matter how bad the swear words are, all guys in the end of the day like to be drowned in the depth of deep eyes! I don’t think any language in the world is bereft of an ode to innocent and deep eyes of a maiden and yet here the same thing in simple rustic language is ignored… yet again!
Item yeh aam hui … Darling tere liye! (I am become ordinary from raunchy … Just for you darling!)
This one makes me wonder if Jaleesh is gay… else how can he so sensitively understand the sacrificial women that resides in us? I mean don’t we all give up the ‘sexy babe’ image once we find our man. Somehow the urge to look like a bomb for the world doesn’t appeal anyone. Ain’t we all happy to be plain Jane’s once we find love? *sigh*
Ok! The song’s long over and I don’t even know if the above made sense. All I know is that if Y read this he would have made sure I sleep all day tomorrow and pestered me to visit the doctor. And if still not convinced would have made calls to Jaleesh and threatened to kill him if he had to bear any such more interpretations which made him forget to ‘lust’ after Mallaika the next time the song plays!
But as of now with no such threat in vicinity (ok am confused whether or fits here?) … but I think I liked the way the song is come to mean to me.
Silly did u say? Well I told ya …Silly Saturday it is! 
I think I should just go home and sleep while u all curse me to glory
Happy Weekend Folks!!!! Leaving you with the song
LOL, this should be the first time anybody analysed an item number so well.
Ok ok, its not an item number, happy ??
Its a well researched song on women and their magic on men ! fine ? 
Btw, me like the song too !
Vimmu…you share our brain cells or what ?? Whatever me and sags like you’re sure to like that
Well,I’m not unhappy with this !
It’s ok Nu.. let him be.. he’s just trying his best to fit into our ‘elite school of thought’ LOlz…. poor fellow is making a sincere attempt ;p
LOL, fit into ur ‘whaaat the hell’??
I am a big fan of Salman and that has just made me like the song even more !
Eagerly waiting for the movies release next week !!
ROFL…fit into ur ‘hahahahahhahaha’ !!
What were you even thinking when you wrote that ? hahahahhahahahaha !!!
I was exactly thinking of your pea nut brain that makes u like Salman Khan and wait for his movies when i write that Vimmu!!!!!
… now u got it? 
How do u come first here, devil ???? Saturday morning – sleep late on a holiday !!!!
Uma how can he sleep.. the devil in him wakes him up by saying “Wake up time to bug ur fellow bloggers”
.. hain na Vimmmuuuu *innocent look*
nope. I am a disciplined child. I wake up at 7 am irrespective of what my schedule was !!
Ok Ok, good guys dont have a chance in this world; I am taking the risk ! 
Good guys????? Huh??? they exist??? Seriously??? no kidding??? … Man.. that’s a discovery early Sunday morning
Probably he gets up to make his coffee and his wifey’s tooo…good boy.
Lolz.. yea .. and even breakfast in bed
N yes its not the effect on women on men .. but the effect of luuuuuuvvvv on women ;p …. and ya Who can NOT like the song!!!!
The reply to this got posted under Uma’s comment .. i am telling you that lady doesn’t like you or me replying to you
Whattay interpretation of the song Sags
Loved it!
Thanks Piyu .. am glad u guys liked it…
.. as I typed this at midnight.. i thought ppl will throw virtual stones at such an interpretation 
so chehre ki khoobsurti is important for you,eh !!! Sheesh..where are those days when dil ki khoobsoorti were given importance !!!! and by the way I told you-flying kissers are LAZY !!!
So basically,language matters hon !! It’s all about how and who is presenting what !!! the meaning takes place accordingly
yeh chehre ka koobsurati kahan se aaya bhai? Don’t u know hum dilwale log hain
… And yes i prefer to be lazy than kiss ppl who look like that!!! *grrr*
Nope language does not matter… its all in the mind and the eyes beta
Aapko mera Pranaam!
I am literally bowing to you!
This song, seriously, if anyone could get such a profound meaning in each line of it, it had to be you, makes me see it with a whole new perspective!
So much so, now as I listen to it, I can’t even imagine Salman and Malaika thumka maroing for it, I can’t. It is just. too. deep.
On a side note, ROFL!
Pranam sweekar kiya balike
.. par aapko bhi mera pranam …. for inspiration 
(no ppl DI did not dance for me on this number 
) …
) ….
Am glad u got the perspective I have been trying to impart to you over FB .. Gtalk (yea i bug her that much
Btw… why is everyone blaming me for taking the ‘sexiness’ out of ther song!!! .. guys its a serious song.. get it!!!
Danke for the ROFl
when will you start replying to the comments ??? Waiting no !!
yeah, yeah….do it soon.
was at work… n cell out of charge
.. but am here now 
Bat was low Nu ….
.. i missed the ‘comment riot’ here 
Wow! a line by line analysis of a dance number
You’ve got a talent girl and trust me you can do awesome reviews, more interesting than the real piece
You rock!!
Lolz CB.. u make me sound so profound and important *hugs* … maybe i should really write into a film magazine and quit this boring job .. wat say
It won’t hurt to give review writing a try
Congrats on the BlogAdda pick
Ok Done!!! But u can’t blame me later ok?
.. and yes thanks 
WOW !!! DQ !!!! WOW !!!! Nobody, even the lyricist Jaleesh, will need to understand of the meaning of the song he penned, from you…kya baat hai !! wah, wah !!!
Dont be surprised if Jaleesh sends u his other latest scribblings and asks u to do a detailed research and give a new and profound meaning to it.
And total ROFL post – its become Saturday – Ha ha ha – for me….
Danke Danke
….. Lolz at your comment seriously.. ya I think had Y been around he would have mailed this to jaleesh and requested him not to sign Malaika anymore 
… am waiting for Jaleesh to discover me .. maybe we can win an oscar together ;p
Congrats on the Blogadda’s Spicy Saturday Pick !!!! Yippeee…..you need to treat me for this….I am giving u good news.
Yay.. thanks
.. though blog adda not opening 
.. but ya treat pukka in dec at Hyd 
…. and of course this wouldnt have been possible without urs n DI’s inspiration 
Oh, most welcome dear, even though I didnt do so much…lets see how the hyd trip materialises. Now looks like I’ve to come, for this treat factor.
Oh u did.. of course u did… n if u feel u didn’t … I am reviweing another song… u wanna hear that interpretation? ;p
And yes as for Hyd… i am so hoping we all make it .. its going to be so much fun Uma!!!
I like item songs – there i said it
I find them easy to pick up, and easier to hum
And I happen to really like this one
Even more after reading the analysis 
Oh must add that Malaika looks too sophisticated for being ‘Munni’ no? Despite the clothes and moves that is…
Totally!!! She lacks the raunchiness which Bipasha has i feel .. but then again i am being told that she has started looking more drab after my interpretation
I like you – there I said it
And yes I love you all the more after this wonderful cooment
… Thanks!!! 
Ayyo blush!
me likey u too
he he
.. thanks!!! 
too much sagarika…ur unique interpretation of the song forced me to pay deep attention to every wording ….anyways i think u r somewhat right!!!
Hey Amrita thanks
… old school mates, quiz buddies, art partners seldom differ eh? 
Few days back when I was in car, the song anjaana anjaani was playing on radio… And the lyrics somehow made me laugh endlessly. I cannot imagine parents naming their child anjaana. That kid will seriously have many unknown issues in his life then.
.. it was indeed a silly saturday! 
The way you analysed this item number.. it brought an entirely new perspective in my mind towards this song…
Hey Rashmi thanks
.. welcome to my page 
oohhh really that song has this.. *runs off to analyse the same while DI and Uma blocks DW from Gtalk and FB* …
Oh total silly Saturday man!!! .. but I am loving it
Ok the next time the song comes up on TV, I’ll sit through the whole song and not switch the channel. Blog-kasam!! Goodness, how mean of me to have disregarded such profound lyrics
Brilliant interpretation, Sags!! ROFLLLL!!
Congratulations on the well-deserved Blogadda pick,re!
The interpretation came from within re *sigh* the perils of dying in louuuuuve
And yes.. don’t be so harsh on yourself.. not all mortal beings can appreciate such profanity of thoughts… that’s why BlogDevata sent me for here !!!
congrats for the pick !! YAY !!!!
mere ashirwad se yeh sab hota hi rahega
Yay.. thanks
And yes .. JAI MAAA KAAALI ….
What?? why u frowning.. Uma told me today morning that it’s Kali Yug
when did I say I’m frowning
Imaginations!!! Happens…take rest and give that tiny brain a bit too 
Rested
.. still I feel u were 
Congratssss for the pickkk !!!
Thank you hai ji
congratulations
thank you so much!!!!
So profound!
Congratulations!
Oh thank you .. thank you.. for sharing the profanity of thoughts
appreciated
Thanks